Sunday 13 January 2019

How BEDROOM smells after MARRIAGE:


First 3 years....
Perfumes, Flowers,
Chocolate,
Fruits...
After 3 years....
Baby Powder, Johnson's Cream and Lotions,
Baby Oils....
After 15 years....
Tiger balm, axe oil, methylsalicilate ointment
Vicks,
After 40 years....
Spiritual books, watching Tv alone
Four stages of marriage:Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other &
Mad because of each other
What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans, that Destroys All The Six Senses and Makes The Person NON Sense..!
Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command....
Husband:
Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- Shakespeare
"Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life...."
- Shakespeare's Wife
Dont laugh alone,
pass it on 😄😄😄😄😜😜

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